Babes February, 9th 2011 by MarkyMarc

Roos van der Zee: Up-and-comer

‘ello snozberries. Recently I went to a fashionshow in the ‘A’,  also known as Amsterdam, the capital of hookers, weed, wooden shoes, weed, tulips and weed.

During that fashionshow I stumbled on a new product made exclusively by MaxModels. It’s one of the best known modeling agencies in The Netherlands, and they produce very good looking girls equipped with amazing lady lumps and lady humps. Oh they also produce guys but that’s not my cup of tea.

Their latest product is called Roos van der Zee also known as ‘the rooster’.  She was created back in 1990 by her lovely parents. When she turned 18 she was handed over to the MaxModels laboratory and they turned her into one hell of a woman. She has a zero-to-sixty time of infinity, and a top speed of 10mph. Her dry weight is about 120lbs. Fill her up with some low carb fuel and she can run up to 14 hours.

She’s a whole lotta woman in a very sleak package. Dimensions you ask? Height 5’11, bust ’33 1/2, waist ’25, hips ’36. She also has optional equipment like freckles, almond shaped eyes, a very cute smile and last but definitely not least a very nice and sweet personality.

Roos is currently doing very well in Germany, which sucks basically, because beauty like that is not widely seen in the Dutch party scene. After Germany Roos does Istanbul, then Madrid and probably after that she’s going for world domination. She has worked for companies like UGG and Ralph Vaessen (check it out she’s in the Ralph Vaessen Video).

If you want to book her for a gig, get in touch with MaxModels. Or for you bratwurst mit kartoffelsalat eating dudes and dudettes in Germany you go to the model pimps of JAVA Models and ask for Roos van der Zee.

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