Why So Serious? March, 3rd 2011 by Nick

Beer can dispenser

After the invention of fire, the wheel and of course the holy remote control, it turned out there was a need for something to make life even easier. Most MenReport readers are middle- aged men, sitting at their desk with their mouse in one hand, and beer in the other. One of the disadvantages of a can of beer at your desk is your keyboard inevitably getting sticky all the time.. which might make your wife at least a bit suspicious.

Now there’s a solution: The “Beer Hour Biru Awa Beer Can Dispenser“. It’s a beer can dispenser, meant for men who are just too thirsty – or drunk – to pour a decent glass of beer from a can. It runs on batteries and it’s available in two different colors for the price of $40.. which coincidentally is quite a few gallons of beer.

The beer dispenser is easy to handle, making it a must-have tool for hardened alcoholics. Just the right flow of beer will automatically come out of the dispenser so all you have to do is control the angle of the liquid gold. The holder can be easily adjusted and there’s no reason why the Beer Hour can’t be used to dispense other canned drinks, except for the fact that real men do not have a need to drink anything other tan beer, of course. Easy to slip on and clean, there has never been a better excuse to enjoy a drink!

Order a Beer Dispencer to instantly upgrade your sex-life.

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