Why So Serious? April, 8th 2011 by MarkyMarc

Scent By The Gods: Bacon Cologne

I am often asked “why are you so successful with the ladies MarkyMarc?” Well, the answer is simple mates. Bacon Cologne. Yup, this mofo smells like bacon on the weekends. The cologne envelops both women and men in 11 pure essential oils and an ever so slight hint of bacon.

Since no one can resist the smell of bacon, use this scent to excel at work, make friends, and attract a sexy partner. Why should that be the case you ask? First, most people associate the intoxicating smell of bacon with home, which should be a happy place. That’s what all women want eventually, trust me I know. Second, Even if you are not a morning person, nothing can make you leap out of bed quite like the wafting smell of bacon.  This well be the reversed case when picking up chicks. They smell your awesome scent and leap into bed with you. And be honest I’ve seen alot of slogans in my lifetime, but in context with bacon Cologne this is definitely the best, ‘scent by the gods’.


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